QUIZ: Highly Regarded ~ Which crypto scenester are you?

WHICH CRYPTO SCENESTER ARE YOU?

mint your results for a special treat at Seed Club’s SC07 Demo Day

1. Choose a fit

2. Best place for a first date

rAave The ballroom at the javits center during nft nyc the a16z office Solana hacker house Polka dot happy hour the cardano discord Dickbutts on Ice Apefest Unlonely

3. How far will you go on a first date

You seem like a nice guy but im really only here because i lost 10 eth on TURBO to L3 or L4, depends Ive never been on a date So starved for intimacy I will give you my private keys if you let me brush up against you

4. Which chart do you feel most aligned with spiritually

5. Choose a little treat

Mushroom chocolate 3 beverages (all different) 6900% APY Fast gas (180 gwei) -99% (community takeover)

6. Do you think fitness is important?

As a full time crypto trader, i appreciate a body type similar to mine, which is slim due to a diet of amphetamines, zyn, and fully rare steak People should work on developing independent identities based on technological ideology before getting so worked up about things as shallow as physical appearance I lift constantly in order to compensate for the ego damper of being one of million interchangeable units in the economic production function Ozempic bitches, technology rulez and fuck my kidneys Does a polycule count as fitness?

7. How do you feel about illegal drugs

I’m not sure if this adderall im on is legal, but my legs are shaking too fast for me to care I get high from the crushed dreams of the people who provided me exit liquidity before i dumped all over them We’ll write a lot of acid trip poetry together at burning man I’m not comfortable with that, but i once tried a drug that they use to chemically lobotomize rats at an EthBerlin afters All of them. I will eat pills I find on the ground at crypto conferences.

8. You have one call, who are you calling

Michael Saylor Ansem Raoul Pal Elizabeth Warren RoaringKitty GaryVee

9. how many wallets have you lost access to

None what the fuck i like links ok This quiz is making me anxious as fuck i don’t like to talk about it I'm just a girl

10. Would you join a polycule

I'm just hoping for some organic human contact A sultry affair with a crypto criminal has my loins afire and i'm not sure what to do I'm a lonely misanthrope hoping to score far beyond my means If it meant access to presale of the next viral scenecoin yes I need to know what stage of the funding round we’re in

11. How doxxed are you

i’m hot why wouldn’t i show it Pseudononymous and super anxious about it Fully anon my guy Sometimes i wonder if the girl im hooking up with knows i have an alien punk

12. What's your preferred coping mechanism

Schedule 1 narcotics Doubling down on my losses Tweeting all my Ls hoping she’ll notice me I am NOT coping Over intellectualizing everything Shipping features/frames just to feel something Changing my hinge location to a different city for the immediate dopamine return

13. What do you tell your parents you do

niche micro internet celebrity I work in finance i'm an accountant I work at bitcoin They’ve never asked

14. What did you make the most money on

Hamster racing Farming ponzis Farming shrimp OnlyFans